Contents.Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed Ed: Okay I give up! It's no fun being the last human! So can I be a bumblebee?Rolf: Are they from this planet? They're from the Land of the Dorks. The Eds' rocket car has taken a hairy ride down an obstacle course, leaving the Ed's in pain Ed: I think I swallowed a turtle. Eddy: What country are we in?
Edd: We're home, Eddy. And we've broken everything but a record. Ed: Can I wear a dress again? Haha!Ed crams the kids inside the rocket car with a broom Ed: Room for one more! Kevin: Touch me with that broom and I'll tear off your eyebrow.
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One plus One Equals Ed Eddy: Ed! What are you doing in my bed? Ed: I can't sleep, Eddy. I keep thinking; how can my feet smell if they don't have a nose? GET OUT OF MY ROOM! My buttocks hurt. Why does goo float?'
Eddy: HIT THE ROAD! Ed: Eddy, why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter?Ed: Eddy! Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone? Eddy: You're gonna strain your peanut brain! Think of something more important! How to get your face on a dollar bill.' Ed: Eddy, why is someone in the kitchen with Dinah?
Eddy: processing on Ed's question Uh, Double D up yet? Knock, Knock, Who's Ed? Know It All Ed Eddy: What we have here.is a squirt gun! A 'squirt gun'? A- A Canadian squirt gun! Ed: Canadians are weird!Ed: Plank reminds me of fresh-cut Spring flowers, spewing across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon! Dear Ed Jonny: Stop it, Salty!
He's mad, I tell you, MAD!! Oh my.Rolf: I was born to be wild, but the cage was too small.
Hands Across Ed Rolf: Hallo. I will be performing my country's traditional Dance of the Hairless Otter- Eddy: Next! No budget for subtitles. Floss Yer Ed Ed: holding two coconuts Can I shave them?
Edd: Ed, you don't shave coconuts, you eat them. Ed: Like report cards? In Like Ed Ed: Um, Double D?
holds up coat hanger What's this do? Edd: That's just a coat hanger, Ed. Mum's the word.Eddy: Nice little soiree, huh, Rolfy-boy? Rolf: You have an invitation, overdressed Ed-boy?
Eddy: conspiritorially The crow caws at midnight. Rolf: And the cat sours the basil! Rolf would love to talk politics but I must see your invitation! Eddy: No problem, stretch. Who's that hairy beast eating all the dip?! Rolf: Nana.?Ed: Oh, cool!
This reminds me of the movie, 'Zombies From The Deep Freeze'! This is the part where we'll be torn to pieces, stuffed into ice cube trays, and frozen and used to cool their drinks. Edd: Non-alcoholic, I hope. Who Let The Ed In? The kids have spotted Eddy's fake prize-grabbing machine. Jimmy: Did it fall off a truck?
Sarah: That's how my brother was born! Kevin: Prize grabbers are cool. Eddy: Whoa; that was fast.Ed is holding gift boxes that seeminly appeared out of nowhere. Ed: Jib made you presents! Kids: Presents? Eddy: I hate Jib!
Rambling Ed Eddy: to Ed, about Sarah If she told you to go jump in a lake with a rock tied to your head, and wait for naked photos of you to be developed, so she can hand them out to all the kids in the cul-de-sac, would you? Ed: I had socks on, Eddy.Ed: My place is the cat's tuxedo. pets the cow Right, poochie? the cow bellows Homecooked Eds Ed: One plus one equals one on a bun!Kevin: What's a trailer doing on my- TRAILER?!Eddy: Why don't you Kankers get lost! Ed: And forget about any lovey-dovey stuff!
Kankers: Lovey-dovey! Eddy: Ed, you dolt!
To Sir With Ed Key To My Ed Edd: bent out of shape after being punted by Eddy, to Rolf '.before total social abandonment.' Rolf: You need to eat more fiber, head-in-sock Ed boy!Ed: singing You're too fat for me! I'm too fat for you!Ed: Clammy! Honor Thy Ed Eddy: notices a spider on the doorknob Hit the road!
Plucks the spider off the doorknob and the doorknob fell off. The Eds watch the doorknob as it rolls across the floor, then it falls down into a hole with a crash Edd: with woe Tell me that didn't happen! Ed: It didn't happen! Scrambled Ed Edd: repeated line Sleepy, sleepy sleepy.Ed: takes out a bottle of mustard from his jacket and squeezes it, and a pencil pops up Alley oop! hands it to Edd Here's your mustard, Double D.
Eddy: He asked for a pen! Ed: He asked for mustard. Do you have corn in your ears, mister? Urban Ed Ed: Let's drive to the city, fellas! Edd: We're too young to drive, Ed. Ed: My dad has a shovel. Eddy: If we can't get to the city, then let's bring the city to the cul-de-sac!
Edd: I suppose I'd better find some tape. Ed: Not to mention a duck!Eddy: Pigeons don't go 'oink', Ed! Ed: I'm a gazelle! Stop, Look, and Ed Ed is smacking his face against some mud Ed: I'm a woodpecker.
continues to smack his face into the mud Except with dirt. Eddy: (out of the grass) Let's find some more signs!
(runs off)Eddy: Hey, Rolf! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Rolf: Who is this Jack? I know no Jack! Edd: Don't listen to him, Rolf! Eddy only wishes to eviscerate social order as we know it! turns to see Ed riding Rolf's pig Wilfred down the sidewalk Ed: Ed on a pig!
Edd: Ed, you can't do that! Rent-a-Ed Jonny's house is destroyed after Ed broke a support beam Kevin: You guys are in so much trouble! Eddy: Tell me about it, I lost my money.Edd: Let's just do the right thing, Eddy, and work for the rest of our lives to buy Jonny a new home. Eddy: Yeah, right. They'll never catch.THE FLYING EDUARDO BROTHERS!
Edd: You're still wearing that thing.? Shoo Ed The Eds are in a shed, attempting to make Jonny the most annoying person in the cul-de-sac. Ed laughs as he pulls down a bed reminiscent of Frankenstein. Edd and Eddy look at Jonny, who's wearing a suit Edd: A suit, annoying?
I spent two hours counter-balancing chains, and all you can come up with is a suit? Eddy: What's with you? It was the most annoying thing I could think of. Edd: My father wears a suit! Eddy: Exactly.Ed squirts some glue under Jonny's sandal, then he sticks a block of wood under it Ed: I glued a block of wood to Jonny's foot. Edd: Ed, why did you glue a block of wood to Jonny's foot?
And why these chains?! And why the suit?! A long pause Eddy: to Jonny Jonny. People really like it when you say 'WHY' ALL THE TIME! Jonny: They do?! Ed: And people really like it when you poke 'em on the head.
poking Eddy's head Eddy: Cut it out, Ed! Eddy likes it. Ed In A Halfshell Sarah: sweetly Oh, Ed! Ed: shakily Uh, yes, old obnoxious little sister of mine?!
Sarah: takes out Ed's model rocket See what I got? Ed: THAT IS MY 1/30 SEC. SCALE ORBITAL PLANET RETRACKER NO. 2 MODEL ROCKET!! Sarah: Take care of Jimmy, or I'll pulverize your stupid model! Ed: Have mercy, depraved sibling!
I will take care of Jimmy. Mirror, Mirror, on the Ed Ed: Okay.
I dare you, Eddy, to sprout the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling ' Row, Row, Row Your Boat' through a car wash. Edd and Eddy look at Ed, flummoxed Edd: Ed, try a more reasonable dare, please. Ed: after a long pause Okay, I dare Eddy to be Double D. Edd: Eddy act like me? Why, that's– Eddy: Stupid, Ed!
You blew your chance to– Edd: Y'know, Eddy. It could be quite intriguing. Why, I'd be flattered if you were to mimic me. Eddy: Let's see, where do I start? proceeds to mimic Double D 'The wind conditions are absurd. The lean is too steep for the fat.' Ed: Good Double D, Eddy.
Double D chuckles Eddy: pretends to strain to budge the bottle, unable to move it an inch 'Oh, dear. The unsanitary. My skinny arms cannot bear the weight. Oh oh I know. I'll move it with my brain.'
pretends to concentrate Edd: sarcastic Ha, ha, ha. Very good, Eddy. spins the bottle Can we resume playing? The bottle settles on him. Oh dear. I dare ya to be Ed!
Go on, flatter him. Edd: Well, I suppose I could, but only if Ed will be Eddy. Ed: I can do Eddy, I practiced.
pushes his eyes together and starts speaking in a loud, raspy voice 'Can it, Double Dweeb!' Eddy: Whaddya mean you practiced? Ed: 'Shut up, Sockhead!' Eddy: Please, 'Eddy'. You're invading my personal space! pushes Ed away.
The Eds laugh hysterically Eddy: Well.? Ed: Do me, Double D! Eddy: We're waiting. Edd: Very well. Uh, let's see now. turns around and manipulates his face. When he faces his friends again, his eyes are spread out across his face 'Buttered toast.'
The Eds laugh again.Rolf: Hurry, as the raspberries beg to be squashed, Ed-boy. Ed(dy): Let's sell the squash for cash. hugging it Pet the chicken, pet the chicken sees Ed(d) The stupid bird stole my quarter. Flew away with it.
Edd(y): Excuse me, 'Eddy'. May I fuel inject? Chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals.
Ed(d): I love chickens, Eddy. The Eds laugh heartily. Rolf, who is stomping the raspberries, glares at them.
Rolf: Ed-boy! Ed: poking Edd Wake up, Monobrow.
Edd: Oh right. turning around to face Rolf I am Ed. Rolf: hassled You are not Ed-boy! I must have the large Ed-boy here now.
So please, Ed-boy, raspberries to squash! Edd(y): Rolf said, 'thank you'! Isn't it refurbishing to hear politeness? Ed(dy): Put a sock in it, sock in it. I got a plan. pulls Edd(y)'s sock over him and walks behind Ed(d) Hey, burnhead. I will now inflict pain on you.
Ed swings Eddy, knocking Edd into the raspberry silo. Buttered toast? Rolf: No butter, raspberries! Squish the fruit, slowpoke Ed-boy. Rolf needs juice for his great thirst! Eddy: Eddy, I too am thirsty. Quite partial, to be correct.
Edd: calling from the muck ' Parched'! The word you're looking for is ' parched'! Ed(dy): Yeah, right, Lumpy! Parched is a fish! laughs Edd(y): Intriguing.
Rolf: You are not Ed. ranting You have cursed my raspberries to the life of salad dressing, impostor with tiny feet! Suddenly, the berry juice begins to drain from its container. Ed: You know what they say, Double D.
shoves Edd(y)'s mouth to an opened pipe on the side. 'If you're thirsty, take a drink.' Edd(y) chugs it down and swells up. Gee, Double D. You really let yourself go.
jumps on Eddy and spits the pipe out Kids'll pay big money to ride a blimp. You're a genius, Double D. Edd: popping out of Eddy's sock You really think I'm a genius? Eddy: Hey, I'm Double D! I'm the genius! A red-tinted Rolf opens Edd(y)'s mouth and climbs out. Ed(dy): I have caused discomfort 'cause I'm Eddy!
laughs The 'Eds' laugh. Rolf: Rolf has never been so confused.Edd: What in heaven's name is this? IT'S A TUB OF GRAVY!!!!! Hot Buttered Ed Edd: about to make a shadow puppet Did you know shadow puppetry was one of the oldest forms of entertainment? made a shadow puppet of a skeleton Ed: Like walnuts?Ed: The sound of a babbling brook makes me want to babble, Double D. High Heeled Ed Eddy: We need to find our more sensitive side.
Ed: I found my sensitive side, coz it has a rash. Edd: Thank you for sharing that with us, Ed.Ed: Spending extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing. Eddy: What's with you?! Edd: Ed's trouser-less state seems to have jogged an intellectual moment within the confines of his brain. Eddy: Well, that didn't last long! Fa-La-La-La-Ed Ed exposes the scam to the kids Edd tearful: Oh, I'm so ashamed.
breaks down, whilst Ed comforts him Ed: There, there, Double D. Santa forgives.Eds: singing at Rolf's front door We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas– Rolf opens the door wearing festive native clothing. Confused, Eddy and Double D stop singing, while Ed continues Ed: singing.We wish you a merry Christmas, so give us some cash! Wilfred oinks Rolf: No cash. A fine strip of bacon, yes?
puts a strip of bacon into the Eds' cash jar Cry Ed Eddy: It was horrible! Ed: Dramatically Horrible it was. A giant Swedish meatball with a bloodcurdling scream grabbed Eddy in its drooling grasp! Edd: Rolling his eyes Please! Rolf: Rolf has seen this meatball! It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night!Edd: Ed?! What in Heaven's name were you thinking?!
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